Oh My God I Bought Things
I almost forgot my phone and my iPod home today, smart one, Emma. But since I always go to the buss stop 500 years before the buss comes, I had time to go back home and get them. The first shop I went to in town was a supermarket and I bought a Starbucks coffee drink and a bag of Maltesers. I haven’t eaten Maltesers in literally years, so I’ve forgotten what they taste like, not that it matters, we all know that I will eat them all anyways. Then I bought a Vanilla Latte and Fifty Shades Darker. Obviously.